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SmallSam's Journal
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2005.06.26 15.09
Two years ago today I officially claimed the last decent male in the tricounty area.
Take that, other girls.
Happy Anniversary.
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2005.06.07 23.40
I have recently realized that
I am a literary magazine snob.
Coffman’s “Le pain, vol. 1” makes me want to puke blood and die.
Shame on you, Sam. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t regurgitate bodily fluids.
...I wonder what they think of the Oracle?
Today I refinished the grout in my kitchen.
And I finished the paintings for the cake of la fiesta de graduation.
I haven’t slept in two days
And tomorrow I paint the living room.
I feel overwhelmingly accomplished.
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2005.06.07 01.37
So.
Who all is coming to my graduation party?
Eh? Eh?
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2005.05.27 18.53
It's only been 8 months since my last update. No big deal.
It is officially summer and I don't know how to feel.
Actually, I do. I feel sunburnt.
I suppose I will have more free time now that school is over.
I don't know if that's good or bad... oh well. It just is.
I guess I'm kind of sort of back now.
Didja miss me?
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2004.11.04 20.06
It is my birthday this Saturday.
You need to buy me presents.
Do so immediately.
Election is over, not as exciting as it should have been. There have been no deadly riots and no celebrities have moved to Canada to my knowledge.
Alex ate my ring pop and I’m extremely pissed.
That is all.
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2004.09.05 01.41
Blah blah blah.
School is le shit.
Poo on learning.
Uhm… I havn’t updated in forever. Yet there is still nothing to update about.
Life is good. No real change, only now I have to sleep and night instead of from 4 to noon. I haven’t had any real thoughts to update about, either. What the hell is wrong with me?
In all honesty, I think I’ve completely lost any and all creative impulses. I never write anymore, and I seem to have forgotten how to draw. Maybe school will help me get my brain going again. Maybe it will rot and ooze out of my ears. Oh well. Either way, right now, I’m feeling really lost. I don’t have anything that makes me stand out anymore, not that I ever really did. Before, though, I could prove stuff to myself. It’s a “God Sam, you suck.” “Well, at least you can * insert talent here *” sort of thing. Currently I got nothin’.
Maybe it will change. Only time can tell.
Time and psychics.
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2004.08.05 20.12
Sam Smith
Camp Bountiful
R.R. #3; P.O Box 260
Road 25, Limerick Road
Jackson, OH 45640.
Send me something or face my wrath.
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2004.08.02 23.23
I am extinct.
Like a very dead thing.
Very, very dead.
My bones are turning to rocks
And I smell a lot like gasoline.
No one ever calls me.
Ever.
And don’t you deny it.
When was the last time you called me?
That’s right, you can’t remember.
Because no one tries to reach me
Because I am a thousand feet below the surface of the earth.
My phone still works, though.
And I’m not that bad, I promise.
You can even use me as fossil fuel as gas prices continue to rise.
Who needs the Middle East
When you have poor, extinct, rotting, lonely Sam?
I am as depressed as a person with no real problems could ever possibly be.
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2004.07.27 23.56
Took Akane to see The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind today at le théâtre du dollar. Woah Nelly, bad idea.
It’s a difficult enough movie to follow with a complete understanding of English.
I feel kind of bad, but I gave her a really cute gift and it makes me feel better.
On a completely unrelated note, I feel very insecure for no reason at all.
C'est très amusement, pour être gros et laid et peu sûr.
And also, I speak Spanish.
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2004.07.24 22.09
If you were forced to have sex with someone the same gender as yourself, who would it be?
By the way, I’m back. ^_^
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2004.07.08 18.37
Who will miss me?
You best, bitch.
Going to Florida tomorrow morning at 4AM. Which is one of those times that should definitely not exist.
Hopefully it will be less cold than California. And hopefully my recent dreams do not come true, because Cody being gay would put a real damper on the whole trip.
By the way, THIS is the vacation I’m going on with Cody and his family.
California was with MY family. Never listen to Erin.
Anywho, Florida.
I’ll be gone for two and a half weeks or so. I don’t honestly know the exact amount of time I’ll be gone, because I wasn’t listening when they told me. All I know is that I will be back eventually, which is usually a pretty good thing to know.
I’ll miss you all. >_<
Oh, and if you speak Japanese or really REALLY love Asians, call my house, because we’re hosting a Japanese girl named Akane while I’m gone, and my mom could probably use some help keeping her entertained. She’s super cute. But that’s no surprise.
So yeah. I’m going to Disney World and an Asian is coming to take my place.
I think that just about covers it.
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2004.07.05 14.31
Who will you be voting for this November?
Bush, Kerry, or Michael Moore?
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2004.07.04 14.54
My idea of a good time
Would be cracking my back
Until I snap at the waist.
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2004.07.02 16.14
The whole world should be air-conditioned.
That is all.
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2004.06.27 22.36
I enjoy reading political debates on livejournals.
Woo!
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2004.06.26 00.17
Feeling very left out.
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2004.06.23 00.07
A new dawn, a new bed.
Just got back from Cali-for-ni-a.
And it is fucking COLD there.
Sick, twisted state, that is.
Spent the whole week in shorts and tank tops in SIXTY DEGREE WEATHER.
Okay, not that cold. But definitely not short-and-tank-top-weather.
Anywho…
Where was I?
Oh yeah. California.
I didn’t get any of you souvenirs. Why? Because I am painfully cheap, that is why.
But I ALMOST bought souvenirs, and I will lie to myself and say it is the thought that counts.
So I got you all thought.
And myself sunburn.
All in all I think you got the better deal.
Wanna know something sad?
I genuinely missed Ohio.
And also, Happy 14th Birthday to my little brother Alex.
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2004.06.06 20.16
Bwahaha.
I have nothing to write.
But on the bright side, it is summer. Beautiful, wonderful, cicada-filled summer.
I have found myself a blue-eyed cicada. Too bad they aren’t worth anything.
And also, my dog ate it.
Danced in the moonlight last night. Naked.
Not really. But wouldn’t that make a great story?
I got myself a new bathing suit. That’s almost like being naked.
::shudder::
No one wants to see me in a bathing suit.
Anywho, I got nothin’ to do. So I am updating my livejournal.
Because that is what the cool kids do…?
That’s all I’ve got. And thus I depart.
I’m outie. Like a belly-button.
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2004.05.18 16.58
My life is boring and I have nothing to say.
I do not miss tech.
I have nothing to do and I love it.
No one is online, and I’m down with that.
I hate humidity and take home tests.
I like rock candy, but not making it.
Oh, and I love you.
And buy the non-existent Oracle.
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2004.05.17 18.38
I have been told to update, and I have nothing to write about, so...
STOLEN!
No one will answer, but at least Ive filled space.
1. Am I cute?
2. Am I crazy?
3. Am I lovable?
4. Am I funny?
5. Am I annoying?
6. Am I psycho?
7. Am I daring?
8. Am I a good person?
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Would You...
1. Hug Me?
2. Miss me if I was gone?
3. Listen to my problems?
4. Hug me if I cried?
5. Be a good friend?
6. Get in a fight for me?
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1. Would you Ever go out with me?
2. If you already have, would you do it again?
3. Kiss me?
4. Marry me if you could?
5. Ever talk bad about me if we ever broke up?
6. Make out with me in a cemetery?
7. Snuggle with me?
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1. How Well Do You Know Me?
2. When's my birthday?
3. Who is my best friend?
4. Who am I crushing on/dating?
5. Favorite color?
6. Favorite Animal?
7. Favorite song/songs?
8. Favorite music groups?
9. What song would you dedicate to me?
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If You Could...
1. Give me a new name, it would be?
2. Do one thing with me, it would be?
3. Drop me a piece of advice, it would be?
4. Kidnap me for a day, where would we go?
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1. What do you love about me?
2. What do you hate about me (seriously)?
3. What is my best quality?
4. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
5. What is your honest opinion about me?
6. What would you do if I sang out of tune?
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1. what song (if any) reminds you of me?
2. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?
3. Have you ever had a dream about me?
4. Do you think I'm a virgin?
5. If you just met me how old would you guess I am?
6. Am I huggable?
7. If you could give me anything... what would it be?
8. If you could promise me anything.. what would it be?
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1. Am I ugly, average, decent, good looking, beautiful, hot, etc?
2. Do you ever think about me offline?
3. If you could describe me in one word... what would that word be?
4. Do you/have you ever had a crush on me?
5. When we first met, what were your thoughts?
6. If you had to describe to someone who I am and what I am like, what would you tell them?
And on that note, essay. Big fat ugly stupid essay. My favorite.
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2004.03.14 18.39
It lives!
After deleting EVERYTHING on my computer, it finally started running again.
I convinced my dad to let me redownload AIM, so its all good.
If anymore porno viruses find their way onto my computer I will STRANGLE my brother and chop off his little friend. And then I will toss them both in a very large blender and feed their liquid to starving sharks.
Poor sharks...
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2004.02.09 21.09
Jill is one sexy mother.
Fuck yeah.
How was that?
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2004.01.25 00.28
So today was pretty spiffy.
Woke up, took a shower.
Got my hairs cut. Took another shower. All in all, three hair washings in three hours.
Then, tech.
I painted many things gray.
And then me, Jackie, Anna and Doug went to go see A Midsummer Night’s Dream at Coffman. Thank God it was free. Acting was good, scenery bad. And as a techie, that’s all I cared about. Ah well. What can ya do?
So then we went to Steak and Shake, and that’s were the fun began. Isn’t that always how it works? Yay Steak and Shake. Anywho, we were loud. And this group of ugly boys and their two ugly skanks were there, and they made fun of Anna when she started laughing too hard, and Doug called one of them an ass. And then they left. The end. Oh, and we wrote our phone numbers on sugar packets. I threw Cody’s on one too, just for good measure. And we wrote “CANCER” on all of the sweet and lows. And we had a napkin conversation with the table next to us on which Anna used no color of sharpie twice. And she gave her number to a guy named Matt. And Doug thought a lot of girls were hot. And Jackie kissed him for the burning. And then I found 5 dollars. Not really, but I’m trying to improve this entry.
Oh, and I ate a lot of carbs. What more can make a day great?
Now if only I managed to get some Cody-time in.
It’s past my bedtime. The end. Again.
I love fragments and run-on sentences.
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2004.01.11 21.53
I am sorry to say that I have become a complete and total waste of a livejournal account. Go ahead. Stone me to death.
On the bright side, I am wearing a full body reindeer suit at this very moment. Jealous?
Damn right you are. Bitch.
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2003.12.14 00.04
I have had quite the exciting week.
I sat on the couch. ^_^
Huzzah for the flu!
Haven’t eaten in about a week.
Well, I have eaten, but then it fled from my system as quickly as possible. x_x
On the bright side, I lost 7 pounds! Yay accidental bulimia!
I tried to go to school on Wednesday, but then threw up twice before 2nd period and decided it might be best to go back home.
For three more days.
I finally kept some food down this morning.
So in celebration, I cleaned the house.
I hate laundry.
I hate it so much, I’m becoming a nudist.
It’s getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.
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